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Kurama ([personal profile] roseblooms) wrote2020-04-24 08:15 pm
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Bad Life Choices Hotline | [community profile] recolle



[ Because when you call Fawkes out of the blue the first thing you're likely to say is — Hello, Kitty ]


FOR [personal profile] crudest
crudest: (♚ his face got messed up)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-09 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
no no i wanna know!!

[like a 5 year old]

chuu's sleeping! knocked the fuck out
but it's more fun if we pretend it's a race against the clock
crudest: (♚ i'm just fckin tired)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-16 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
on my way

shoot the question and i'll answer when i get there?
crudest: (♚ plot-relevant hum)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-17 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[baren drives fast!

he reads the message when he's at a stoplight that he's obeyed, but other than that there's no response up until there's just a knock right on fawkes' door. the first thing he says:]


You should move out of here.

[ . . . thanks baren.

anyway - ]


What's the gemstone?
crudest: (♚ is better than? none??)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-17 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[does he have a legend of yelda poster on his wall

Baren catches what's tossed to him, blinking as he examines it in his palm and moves to have it catch the light. It's foreign to him, which he already doesn't understand, and tilts his head.]


I.... don't have an answer....?

[but he sounds like he absolutely hates admitting it

(he does)]
crudest: (♚ moron moron)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-17 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
They gave a starving college student a moral dilemma that's keeping him from being a gazillionaire? Wow. That's especially shitty.

[please don't make up random profit numbers for jewels you've never seen]

Have you seen the girl around? Or the guy who tortured her?
crudest: (♚ discomfort)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-17 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I know where you live. I'm going to break your coffee machine.

[why did fawkes finally tell baren where he lived he's going to find no peace

(what he will find instead are prepared meals in his fridge at random intervals, aka whenever baren deigns to come by and cook. and since he always makes enough for two, he'll leave enough behind for fawkes to eat later....)

that said

Baren blinks at that explanation and he has a lot of complicated opinions about it. it shows on his face - the way that his eyes flit between uncertainty, confusion, a dash of anger - but ultimately what he settles on saying out loud for now is:]


... You're kidding.

[that's like

too specific and uncanny]
crudest: (♚ yeah sure why not)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-17 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not his to keep - but Baren tosses it over easily.

Listens to the story, and he thinks lightly about what he would've done if Okuni was helpless enough to be tortured by someone who was profiting off her tears. It's already an unthinkable idea, given that Okuni is more than capable of killing a man all on her own, but....

Baren snorts - and shrugs.]


Sounds to me like nothing of value was really lost.

[you ever think about how demons should probably have less morally ambiguous friends]

Does put you in a weird position now that you've actually got some of the gems for yourself.
crudest: (♚ plot-relevant hum)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-17 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Baren wanders over to the candy dish, inspecting the gems out of curiosity before glancing over back to Fawkes.]

No one would blame you if you wanted to sell at least one - just to get an idea of their value, figure out if you can use them as a bargaining chip in the future for things that actually matter more than money. [because it's in Baren's nature to see everything as a tool.

that said, he waves a hand]


Or you can give them out as gifts to people. Sentimental value, earning their favor, establishing trust by giving them something that matters to you... that sort of thing.

[ . . . why is it that even by describing a nice gesture, he talks it in a painfully calculating way]
crudest: (♚ i'm just fckin tired)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-17 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, why not? If you turn into a gazillionaire, I want a cut of the profits.

[no he doesn't

but regardless he's going to shrug]


Any other fun gifts from Maury?
crudest: (♚ his face got messed up)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-18 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, a game? Let's play later!

[what if they Didn't

but also Baren's just going to shrug at that]


More memories of a woman I'd consider dying to meet? [gengetsu is a queen and baren doesn't need a lot to be reminded of this fact] Oh and some earrings, I guess. Can you imagine how hard that must've been in the Sengoku Era? I must've been really committed.